![Tchotchke is an Oasis of Great Fresh Food on the South Side](https://stpetersburgfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Smoked-Meatloaf-770x328.jpg)
Unfortunately, the South Side of St. Pete has the most limited food choices of any part of town. I went to Tchotchke when they first opened about a year ago, and decided I would give them time to get things worked out. They are located diagonally across from Mullet’s Fish Camp, so if you are a frequent flier there, you might want to give Tchotchke a shot next time you’re in the neighborhood. They are just under a three mile drive, or seven minutes from downtown St. Pete.
They have hearty and delicious breakfast, lunch and brunch items from 7:00 am to 3 pm seven days a week. They close at 3 and reopen at 5 pm for dinner every day except Tuesday and Wednesday. Their food offerings are a mix of traditional and traditional with their own unique twist. They have beer, wine, and cocktails as well.
It is a totally scratch kitchen. Nothing comes out of a jar or can, and after four visits in three weeks I can tell you that it is true here.
Our first visit was for lunch where I ordered the Reuben sandwich and Lori ordered the Smash Burger. On a recent trip to Chicago, where we had a ton (almost literally it seemed) of great food, I also had the worst Reuben sandwich of my life. Thankfully, Tchotchke’s Reuben (spelled “Ruben” on their menu) helped me get over the trauma of the Chicago sandwich.
Tchotchke’s Reuben is perfect. It is everything a Reuben sandwich should be. If I ever do a top 10 list for Reuben’s, this would be on it.
The ratio of all the ingredients are just right. Some places pile on so much meat that you can’t taste the other ingredients.
The cheese is perfectly melted. The meat is juicy and flavorful. The sourness of the sauerkraut balances out the salty meat and cheese, and the tang of the Russian dressing pulls it all together. The rye bread is fresh and flavorful with good texture and is not overloaded with caraway seeds. The accompanying fries were quite good as well.
The Smash Burger that I had almost a year ago was what had me not coming back. The one that Lori had was actually quite moist and tasty, and the bun was much better than their original choice.
Here is a copy / paste from my “Best Burgers in St. Pete” article about “Smash Burgers”.
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“The original smashburger is 2.5 – 3 oz of meat. It is rolled into a meatball and then smashed flat with a metal press. It is smashed so flat that it is thin enough to get very crispy edges and is about a quarter of an inch thick or less.
Then, there is the restaurant chain with the name Smashburger.
They DO smash their burgers, and they do get caramelized, but their “Classic Smashburger” is 5 ounces of meat and looks like they are about a half inch thick instead of a quarter inch or less.
There are several restaurants in St. Pete that offer a “Smash Burger” that do not fit the traditional definition. They are all larger and less smashed without crispy edges.”
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Tchotchke’s Smash Burger has two 4 oz patties topped with yum yum sauce, black pepper American white cheddar, shredded lettuce, and house made pickle. Here’s a better look at the ingredients with the burger cut in half. Tomato added by Lori.
This is a really good burger that will satisfy your burger craving. The pickle is definitely housemade too as it has a unique flavor. Our only criticism is that the meat could have used more seasoning, but we often eat highly seasoned food. It likely won’t be an issue for most people.
For our next visit, we went for breakfast, which was also quite satisfying.
I had the “Traditional Beni” and Lori ordered 2 Eggs Your Way – in this case, two eggs over easy, home fried potatoes, sour dough toast – plus an added sausage link.
This is a pretty straight forward breakfast – the eggs, toast were good, the home fries great, and the sausage was the most interesting. We liked it. It’s not the typical American breakfast sausage. It is actually an English banger that they purchase and then smoke in-house. It was quite delightful.
![Tchotchke Traditional Beni](https://stpetersburgfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Tchotchke-Traditional-Beni-scaled.jpg)
I ordered the “Traditional” Beni – traditional because it comes with ham (not Canadian bacon, which is pretty much ham anyway) along with the poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. Not traditional because there is a biscuit instead of an English muffin. All of the eggs Benedicts come with a biscuit to put Tchotchke’s unique twist on this popular brunch item.
The biscuit is good. However, it makes this dish difficult to eat as it falls over making it hard to get the perfect bite – all components on the fork and into your mouth at once. The biscuit is about three times the height of an English muffin half and placed with the flat side up to hold the other ingredients. This has the rounded side down making it quite unstable. A good solution would be to cut the rounded part of the top off.
All of the flavors were there though, and I liked the thinner ham that gets a bit crispy whereas Canadian bacon doesn’t.
Here’s our second lunch visit.
The “Ah Yes, Cuban B” Cuban sandwich looked great, was constructed perfectly and pressed just right. It had good texture between the bread, meat and cheese. Unfortunately, the house-made pickle stole the show in a bad way. There was no contrasting tartness from a dill pickle. Is this a sweet pickle? It tasted like cinnamon and covered up everything else. It overrode the wonderful salty porkiness that you should get, and I’m not sure if the mustard was present either. It IS a good sandwich that eats well, but it fails the Cuban taste test because of a pickle that tastes like cinnamon, and the mustard either wasn’t there, or didn’t come through.
They do get extra points for having the correct traditional stacking order, which almost nobody does right:
The traditional stacking order from top down so you visualize the sandwich is as follows. (Of course you would build this from the bottom up.)
Bread with butter on top – yellow mustard on the bottom (cut side)
Two Dill Pickle chips
Swiss Cheese
Salami
Pork
Ham
Bread on bottom
You can see the stacking order better at this straight on angle.
There was a similar issue, albeit much less, with the Carolina Gold Sandwich. The pulled barbecued pork was excellent. It was as moist as can be and full of flavor, except that it seemed like regular sweet bbq sauce that is made with ketchup and molasses, and no mustard – by appearance and taste. It didn’t seem to have any mustard at all. It had a brown-orange color, and not yellow. It was a great bbq pork sandwich otherwise.
By the way, our photo is missing the jicama cilantro slaw on the sandwich since cilantro tastes like soap to Lori.
I said it earlier, but I will repeat that the fries are quite good.
Dinner – Tchotchke Knocked it Out of the Park
To complete this review, our friend Colin (who is quite the food connoisseur with an excellent palate) accompanied me and Lori for dinner, and it was excellent. We loved everything.
These are wings that I could eat every week. Not only are they great chicken wings – they are great smoked wings. They are marinated for 24 hours which gets the Buffalo sauce really soaked into the skin and packed with that great Buffalo flavor without having to add extra sauce. After the 24 hour marination they are house smoked, and fried to a crispy skin. They have a great crunch and addicting flavor. The blue cheese and ranch dressing are house-made, and you can tell. Lori appreciated the fact that they just offer Buffalo flavor so she doesn’t have to wade through a long list of options when Buffalo is really the best anyway.
It may not look pretty, but it is the newest, best idea on how to love okra. I thought the name Bombay implied an Indian spice, but it did not. The okra is super thinly sliced on a bias, tossed in a light batter and deep fried with thin sliced onions and everything becomes delightfully crispy and crunchy. It comes with a lime cilantro yogurt sauce. We were thinking this would make an amazing topping to a number of dishes too.
![Maryland Style Crab Cake](https://stpetersburgfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Maryland-Style-Crab-Cake.jpg)
Every. Single. Restaurant. …says they have the best Maryland Style Crab Cake that is loaded with all crabmeat and no filler. First of all, I’m tired of hearing it, especially when it’s not always true. Secondly, it has to have some filler to hold everything together.
That said, Tchotchke’s crab cake is loaded with crab meat that is perfectly seasoned with a great sear that gives your mouth the joy of crunchy, chewy, and juicy all together. The house-made remoulade completes the dish wonderfully. By the way, I’m reminding you that all of the sauces, dressings, etc. are made from scratch in house.
Making a smoked meatloaf is not easy. There are all kinds of things that can go wrong. Everything went perfectly right here. They really nailed it with outstanding flavor and texture. The inside is moist with the outer layer getting a great crisp by searing the slice in a pan. (What a great idea!) The small diced carrots also added to the wonderful mouthfeel.
The potato gratin was creamy, buttery and cheesy and also perfect. The broccolini was the biggest pleasant surprise. At so many places, vegetables are an after-thought, and they are frequently a mushy mess. This broccolini was flawlessly cooked. It had just the right amount of crunch without being over or under cooked. The housemade bbq sauce was quite good, but I only used it for a few bites as I preferred to not cover up the taste of the meatloaf. (This is how I eat all BBQ with little to no sauce.)
Lori has never had a mac n cheese that delighted her … until now. This is definitely one of the best mac n cheese dishes in St. Pete, if not THE BEST. This is another impeccable dish. It has andouille sausage, sweet peppers, onions, and poblano peppers in a rich white cheddar cream sauce. There are so many flavors and textures with a nice smokiness from the poblanos while still remaining a comfort food dish.
Tchotchke did a great job of choosing a wide array of menu items that have a mass appeal, and then making them their own. The Shrimp Fra Diablo was just spicy enough while still being approachable with the pasta cooked al dente. The shrimp were immaculate. Many times they get overcooked. These were not. They were plump and juicy with a wonderful bite.
Dessert
Many restaurants do not have a pastry chef and they bring in dessert from an outside source. We originally declined dessert, but when Ashley – our enthusiastic and lively server that we adored – informed us that the desserts were made in house, we ordered the Lemon Mascarpone Cake and Rice Pudding.
The Lemon Mascarpone Cake was a mouthful of moist, light, airy, lemony deliciousness. It was perfectly balanced without being too sweet or too tart.
Rice pudding was one of my favorite desserts growing up. My grandmother made it all of the time. This was just as good as grandma’s.
I asked who the pastry chef is and found out that is none other than the owner himself, Matt Firosz.
Overall, Tchotchke has delicious, high quality food with great service. They are one of the best values when it comes to dining out in all of St. Pete. We went four times in three weeks, and every time I got the check, I thought, “Wow. It’s only that much?” I usually have the opposite thought at most places these days.
Menus and interior shots are below.
Tchotchke Menus
Their location has some nostalgia to it as it is the former home of Munch’s, which closed in 2022 after a 70-year run. Some of the menu items and decor are a tribute to Munch’s.
If you’re going to name your restaurant Tchotchke, then you should have some of them and they do, along with some historic items from Munch’s. Here are some interior shots.
Great diner on the south side of St. Pete with traditional and unique items for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
PLEASE NOTE: Reviews reflect a certain moment in time. Some restaurants stay extremely consistent over many years, and some change for the better or worse. Some things that may change are: chefs, recipes, food suppliers, ingredients, philosophies, ownership, etc. We always hope that you have the same good, or great experience we had.
Hi Kevin, I read many of your articles. Do you know anywhere in St Pete that has a good beef stroganoff? Thanks!